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Down in the valley, Queen Boogernoodle was practicing interpretive kazoo while her army of crinklecrabs marched in perfect flibble formation. “Wobble me sideways!” she shouted, “The snizzlebeast approaches!”

Indeed, high atop Snerkleflap Hill, a monstrous Snorfleblat with three elbows and a kazorp-launcher tail was doing the macaroni salsa while launching marshmallow cannonballs at passing snickerdoodles.